What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. What do Italian’s eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha) What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet! Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with. I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I’m dressing up as a phone battery at 2%. I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. I’m going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”ĭid you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream! When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin! I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat. Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations! “Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts. This Halloween, the only Candy I’m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!įriend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!įor Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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